Tyler Stoddard Smith grinds back gears to recount his time in Madrid. Fired from the AP. Fancy-free (in that expensive, credit card kind of way), he looks back on his time as an ex-patriot, sometimes with nostalgia, other times, wiping filth from his shirt. He’s back now, but there are things to tell…dirty, paralyzing things about foreign visitors from LA that make his teeth sweat and his mind sneeze. Madrid. Que todos te den por…well, you choose…