Gemini: I suppose you remember what your mother told you about Geminis…
Lidia: Yup. She said, in a thick southern drawl, “Well, you know, being with a Gemini is like being in a room with 50 people.”
Gemini: So which you are you today?
Lidia: The Lidia that just picked her kid up from school on her way to the grocery store before she washes clothes.
Gemini: Ah. The domestic Lidia.
Lidia: Correct.
Gemini: She’s fucking boring.
Lidia: Gee, thanks. But you are dead wrong.