Zoe Zolbrod knows too much, including what those nude pix have to do with everything.

Rebecca Haze on the “war on smokers.”

Jordan Castro lists his thought processes (from 2008 – present) about smoking cigarettes. Included are thoughts on suicide, corporations, menthols, American Spirits, additives, social networks, nihilism, change, death, and family.

I was sitting on a patio watching a lightning storm over the mountains that linger at every edge of the valley when a couple of girls walked up to my table. “Are you having a good night?” the tall one screamed into my ear, startling me into spilling a little beer on my pants. There [...]

A.F. Passafiume remembers what it was like to hide her smoking habit–without much success–during her college years.

Hey, Macanudo!

Lenore Zion gets chased by an angry retarded midget.

Rachel Pollon ponders how her life might have been different if she had listened to Tony Bennett while under the influence of marijuana.