Thoughts I’ve Had Re: Smoking Cigarettes (2008-Present)

Bio-Baby Daddy?
Trying to enlist some local Phoenicians for a stint on the Springer show proves harder than expected.

Closet Smoking

Just a Cigar

The Little Person Incident
Lenore Zion gets chased by an angry retarded midget.

The Mind, It Wanders AKA High Standards
Rachel Pollon regrets never having listened to Tony Bennett while under the influence of marijuana.