Wednesday, February 8, 2012

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The Break-Up Shop

ESSAY

Blanquera provides a reason why your girlfriend makes suggestions about your clothes.

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In Search of the Man Chair; or, Was That Gayla Peevey?: Part II

FLASH NONFICTION

‘Twas just a few days before Christmas when the Pillow family went bra shopping at American discount store, TJ Maxx.

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The Questing Consumer and the Myth of the Magical Back

HUMOR

Like most people who majored in Medieval Studies, Summer Block has spent a lot of time working in retail.

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Charles Dickens, Meet Dinaw Mengestu, part II

3G1B REVIEWS

I greatly appreciated DM’s fine remark that you have to be in a relationship to understand that locations can become “haunted” (my word) with decisive emotional events that have taken place there. The writer is talking about the couple’s home. And aren’t there places in your own home, in my case one is the end of a cabinet in the dining room, where you will never forget what was said there? The atmosphere lingers, like a faint smoke or an odd feint of light.

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In Search of the Man Chair; or Was that Billy Corgan?: Part I

FLASH NONFICTION

A man accompanies his wife shopping and hears the voice of Billy Corgan singing Christmas carols. Faced with the questions of globalization and sweatshop labor, the man searches out the nearest man chair to ease his mind—that and to wait for his wife to try on her clothes. What he discovers is that the man chair does not exist, and in its place instead, a man wearing dirty running sneakers and a black cap with orange and red flames.

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Black Friday, or, Holiday Gift Ideas

THE FEED

The Nervous Breakdown, the angels did say, was to certain poor shepherds…ah, you get the idea.

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Corner Store Wars

ESSAY

When a Brooklyn neighborhood is too convenient, how is a lazy shopper to choose?

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