Ducky Wilson isn’t sure what’s worse: Dad’s temper, Mom’s guilt or prison fist fucking. Busted for shoplifting at Joskes, Wilson recounts her arrest.

Ducky Wilson contends that curiosity will land you in jail with a hooker from Pecos City and a donut lady who killed her good-for-nothing husband with a frying pan.

Rebecca Schiffman is haunted by her brief shoplifting habit of fifteen years earlier.