Spring

My Last Relationship (tears, sex, soup, surprise)

All That Glitters

Between the Pen and Paper

I Am Not Who You Told Me I Was
If there is sin in forgetting, perhaps then that is what I am: a sleeper, having sinned from choosing to forget.

I Smell Sex and Hairspray
Erika would like to check your lug nuts for you.

Use Me Up

Girls in Shiny White Caskets
Robin Antalek revisits two funerals from her past where girls who died far too young were laid to rest.

The First Time Before the First Time

Underwear Dreams

Berlin Elegy

The Dark Undone

With Love, Nick Cave

Christian Sex Toys

Vibrator Shopping: A Tragi-Comedy in Two Thousand Words
How to take an anorgasmic marital therapist shopping for sex-aids.

The Things I’ve Outgrown
It's unfair to ask a child "what do you want to be when you grow up?" They want to be everything.

I Was a Child Porn Model

A Thousand Words: Happy New Year

Panties in the Woods - Something of a Memoir
The 70s in Germany, trash in hidden places, and much more.

Berlin. Lost (and Maybe Found) in Cool

The Letters I Wrote that Did Not Convince Janeane Garofalo to have Sex with Me
Janeane Garofalo: not as easily seduced via letters as you may think.

Lunch with Janeane Garofalo
Deconstructing Janeane Garofalo.

Hawaii Interstate Highway

Love Song for Budding Colors and Bloody Paws
Spring (and the author) get sexy in the season of undifferentiated love. Meanwhile, the dogs turn primal, and raindrops become the heartbeat of a naked man.