Luke Kelly-Clyne may not attend many more events. Here’s why.

Richard Cox tries to enjoy a leisurely stroll through beautiful San Francisco, but his day is ruined by shyster scumbags.

Don Mitchell tells his learning-to-bargain tale, intertwining it with an imploding violin, a wedding-anniversary condom game, Boorman, Lovell, and Anders orbiting the moon at Christmas 1968, and buying a Rolex in Fiji for $130.