Drive (Going to Graceland)
Reno looks back at 2009 while in a Greyhound bus with screaming children and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Saints, Colts, and Kim Kardashian: The 2009-2010 NFL Season
Reno looks at the 2009-2010 NFL season with biased eyes, calls Matt Millen a loser and predicts Ray Lewis will become a evangelical preacher when he retires.

Eponymous
Greg Olear asks: What makes a good title?

What’s Wrong with California?
Reno J. Romero writes a wee story about moving back to California, the ever-talented Paris Hilton, and how to write songs in the middle of the night.

I Speed at Night
Reno J. Romero stays up all night with the moon and cheap infomercials peddling instant muscles, bigger johnsons, and college porn.

Thousand Words: Lost in Hollywood
Mr. Romero goes to Hollywood and finds himself in the company of crazy people with literature and booze on their minds.

Ball In
Reno flies up to Sacramento only to get his ass kicked in a game of basketball against a beautiful woman.

The Mormon in Me and Other Stories
Reno J. Romero examines religion, old humping sessions, booze, and the irrational boneheaded (and glib) ways of Tom Cruise.