In the nine years they’ve lived there, they’ve grown accustomed to the loud buzz of their neighbor’s chainsaw as it chews its way through the lodge pole pines between his house and theirs. The running joke is that he pulls out the chainsaw whenever he and his wife are arguing. Or maybe he is sexually frustrated and can only find relief by hoisting heavy logs. But really, they have no idea why he is so hell-bent on razing his forest to the ground.
