Rob Williams wrestles with a strange and disturbing riddle in this true story about the lives of elementary school boys.

M.J. Fievre discovers a sex book and bursts into hysterical laughter.

Irene Zion finds out that a wedding shower and a bachelorette party are not the same thing.

While viewing a McCagg cartoon, Jeffrey Pillow remembers a similar incident involving a bottle of massage oil, a 58-year-old, and his penis.

Everywhere across America toilet seats are smashing wieners. But nobody is talking. Nick Belardes opens up in an exclusive post to tell us his own survivor story that will help men everywhere overcome their own peculiar childhood trauma.

In the months immediately following 9/11, singles across the nation felt the urge to merge. Determined to sally forth after the break-up of a three-year relationship, Alison Aucoin agreed to try speed dating. How could she possibly know that the search for her soul mate would bring encounters with a Bukowski-inspired plumber, a nerdy chain-restaurant connoisseur, a fellow wearing Mary Tyler Moore’s eyelashes, a one-eyed racist anti-Semite, and a rodeo clown?

If you’re drunk and in need of a haircut, there are better options than letting a guy with no pants on cut your hair for you. David Wills didn’t know that…

One pretty girl. One asshole narcissist. 216 stab wounds. Zara Potts looks at a crime that shocked New Zealand.

A father wonders about circumcising his son. Is it more natural to leave it alone? Are there cultural factors? Who has the right to decide? Is it something that a heavy-duty natural person should do? What if he’s not a heavy-duty natural person? He remains undecided until after the boy is born.