Sea creatures of fabulous horror also hold the answer to many of the world’s problems. You just have to get past the image of being eaten from the inside-out.

Amanda Miller was begging to be abandoned at the roadside. But, her father was a good man who instead kept his eyes on the highway and the day when family holidays would reach a merciful end.

Kristen Elde pees in a cup, decries the lack of a lid for said cup, and envisions the worst. She and her urine make out alright in the end.

One dog, two people, three rugs and land mines made of urine.