Please explain what just happened.

I sat down to answer some questions I’ve been putting off for too long.

What is your earliest memory?

Not sure. Hard to tell if they’re dreams or memories. I think I remember a big back yard and a Dalmatian who lived next door.

If you weren’t an actor, what other profession would you choose?

I’d have to say director. Is that a cop out? If I’m not in the story, I want to tell it.

D. R. Haney on the blockbuster that stunted the American mind and spoiled a personal childhood dream.

Please explain what just happened.

It just leapt through the roof. I swear it did. It was frozen in a block of ice for thousands of years, supposedly dead…then one drill into the block to get a tissue sample and…boom! The thing sprang back to life and escaped. What are we going to do now?

What is your earliest memory?

5:20am. We have a toddler with sleep issues.

If you weren’t an [INSERT YOUR OCCUPATION HERE], what other profession would you choose?

I’m going to leave it as [insert your occupation here] and I’d like you to as well. That’s what acting is, pretending to be other people doing other things. If I was good at something else I would have done that.

Simon stands at the edge of video games and sees how awesome they have become. Then gets his head ripped off.

A member of the Harry Potter generation remembers her 10 years with the now-concluded series.

Cynthia Hawkins gets some exercise.

Were the world’s most famous eyes really violet, as reported? Well…

Nathaniel Missildine never actually left L.A.

Matthew Baldwin was just trying to enjoy a movie.