David S. Wills gets insulted for having a stupid author photo, then defends himself by arguing that ALL authors look like douches.

In South Korea, teaching means leaving your dignity at the classroom door.

David S. Wills gets married.

A sad tale of kitty love.

David S. Wills goes to war with his former employer, and then retreats.

David S. Wills tries in vain to describe the evil nature of his nemesis – a cute little kitty.

David S. Wills considers his own mortality beneath China’s smog blanket.

David S. Wills makes a few late gift suggestions from South Korea.

Please explain what just happened.

Rain.

What is your earliest memory?

I called my dad a pig and he was flabbergasted.

If you weren’t a musician, what other profession would you choose?

Travel journalist, food critic and a yoga teacher. Who does just one thing nowadays?

Please describe the current contents of your refrigerator.

Kale, yogurt, mangoes, pomegranates, pears, oranges, avocado, broccoli, turkey, kimchi, water.