6-Word Oscar Reviews. 2nd Annual Edition.

The 12 Dates of Christmas

The Arts & Culture Section Sets Out the Welcome Mat and Cordially Invites You in for a Spell

A Multi-Hyphenate’s Guide to Independent Filmmaking, Chapter 1: Pre-Production

Stalker Nation
How much information constitutes 'overload'? Kimberly draws the line at Twitter.

Just a Cigar

A Thousand Words: Bike For Sale

B-I-M-B-O
Kimberly's not your average dumb blonde. She's above average.

Mammaries

ADO(RED)
Who has more fun: Blondes or Redheads? Only Kimberly knows for sure.

On PETA-philes and Anti-semantics
Ingrid Newkirk asks The Pet Shop Boys to change their name to The Rescue Shelter Boys. Wait. What?

To Do, To Do, Tout Doucement

An Open Letter To My Future Boyfriend
They say you need to ask for what you really want. So here it is. In black and blue.

For Your Consideration: Six Words Short.

God Takes Care of the Platypus
The Platypus is one of life's little oddities. Just like the rest of us.

Eat. Weigh. Lose.

Your Manners Are Showing: A Guide to Dating in the New Year
Taking her cues from a 1940's etiquette manual, Kimberly decides to take a different approach to online dating.

Where There’s Fart, There’s Fire

How Much Is That Hooker In the Window? Or, Tales of a Good Girl Gone Bad
For Kimberly M. Wetherell, what happens in Amsterdam, stays in Amsterdam. Kinda.

NaNoWriMo No Mo’

Shofar, So Fast
It's good to be a Jew in Brooklyn, New York. But. Is she? Or isn't she? It's a little like asking how many licks does it take the get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know.

Touch Me, Heal Me

Relationship Inquiry, Or, Giving Diligence Its Due
Remember when we lept before we looked? When the wind was filled with thrown caution? Kimberly asks: Is Google taking all the 'joie' out of 'de vivre'?

My Personal Nightlight Jesus: A Study in Cool