MiniPoo: The Curious Case of Erika Rae
Erika Rae, from hair to eternity

I Smell Sex and Hairspray
Erika would like to check your lug nuts for you.

99 Red Balloons

On the Night My Father Died

A Thousand Words: Dem Bones
Erika Rae walks amongst the dead and peers into the dry soup.

How I Learned That Drinking Brings People Closer to God
Erika Rae would like to check your passport before sitting down to drink with you.

Thin Places
Nothing like the glow of a fire to bring out all of the cracks in one's soul.

The Tooth Fairy: Cute or Creepy?

I Hold John Jacobs and the Power Team Personally Responsible for the Loss of My Virginity

Chattanooga Choo-Choo: A Brief History of the Vibrator

Rollin’ With Jesus
Who knew the real purpose of the church Youth Group was to take the place of sex?

I Want to Start a Fight

How I Blew My One Shot at Enlightenment on Account of the Fact That My Anus Refuses to Smile