Stacie Adams is of two minds about everything.

The lady is a tramp.

One girl’s quest to become the greatest living inebriate writer.

Despite The New York Times’ insistence that writers not pen memoirs about a dying parent, Quenby Moone pens a memoir about her dying parent.

Don Mitchell hopes a woman will marry him, so he takes her out trolling for salmon. A pirate sea lion, a fishfinder and a deux ex borracho resolution help him understand what a bad idea that marriage would be.