Please explain what just happened.
I spilled my latte all over an old man sitting too close to me at Starbucks.
What is your earliest memory?
Tuesday.
If you weren’t a comedian, what other profession would you choose?
Chef, or maybe farmer.
Describe a typical work day.
Up at 6 a.m. to start doing radio call-ins to promote various shows.
Smoke a toke.
Big bowl of peanut butter Cap ‘N Crunch.
TV watching (usually Real Housewives or Top Chef).
Shower.
Lunch.
Smoke a Toke.
Nap.
Showtime.