Even a Clever Homemade Thank You Card Involving a Picture of Wyclef Jean Can’t Get Me the Job

“BEFORE you, mother Idoto, naked I stand”
Yes, yes ya'll this is my idiosyncratic voice. From Nigeria to the US, with many interspersed stops abroad, and many more encounters avec les mots des tribus.

Rewriting a Media Guide Is Easier When You’re Both Lonely and Looking Important

In the Beginning There Was an Unpaid Editing Job in Cleveland, a Potential Lawsuit, and a Bunch of Unprovoked Angry Geese

Walking Around Naked With Thousands of Other Naked People Is Totally Fine Until You’re One of the Last Searching for His Clothes

So Maybe I Don’t Have the Pictures to Prove It, But LeBron James and I Have a Special Kind of Relationship