Marissa Landrigan contemplates fertility and the recent, persistent sound of her biological clock.

Becky Palapala on the profanity of childbirth.

It’s 4:35 AM and Jeffrey Pillow is running around the house like a chicken with its head cut off. Ready or not, here she comes!

In which Keith Dixon learns to fasten his his seatbelt.

What do you mean it dries up and falls off?

Summer Block reveals four little-known benefits of natural childbirth.

Everyone said it was incredibly hard to get pregnant. Turns out everyone was a God damn liar. Author Chris Illuminati (Assholeology) offers a rippingly funny take on the shock of conception and the delightful horrors of impending fatherhood.

Gloria Harrison woke up on the morning of June 4, 1996 and knew instantly that she was in labor with the baby she was placing for adoption – and that before she could go to the hospital, she had to buy a car. She was twenty years old and about to have two life-altering experiences all in the same day.

In a few days, Erika is going to face some of the most intense torture known to woman. Nothing she can do will change that fact. In a few short days, she is going to have a child.