A breasteraunt wants to open in my bucolic town.

Gemini: I suppose you remember what your mother told you about Geminis…

Lidia: Yup. She said, in a thick southern drawl, “Well, you know, being with a Gemini is like being in a room with 50 people.”

Gemini: So which you are you today?

Lidia: The Lidia that just picked her kid up from school on her way to the grocery store before she washes clothes.

Gemini: Ah. The domestic Lidia.

Lidia: Correct.

Gemini: She’s fucking boring.

Lidia: Gee, thanks. But you are dead wrong.

Gayle Brandeis recalls the many medusa deposits of La Niña’s breasts.

Pris Campbell reports the dream variety of breasts and balloons.

The quest to get to know a sweet lady turns into a drunken oopsie.

Trying to be proud of what you got – when what you got is getting waaaaaay too big.

Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli covered the bare breast of the state seal. Jeffrey Pillow covers the story while drinking milk.

After viewing the American Camp Association’s uplifting video, “Because of Camp,” Rich Ferguson realized that he’d had a very different summer camp experience.

On why watching ‘Dallas’ may be harmful to your health..