Wednesday, February 8, 2012

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So You Need a Psychiatrist?

HUMOR

Before the breaking of your brain’s hymen, remember that, in layman’s terms, once fucked by a psychiatrist, your can will never be a virgin again.

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Building a Bridge Over the Grand Canyon

RANTS

Richard Cox explains in layman’s terms what’s wrong with women.

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Letter From America (Part Two)

APPRECIATION

Zara Potts reports from the highways and byways of America. This stop: Nebraska to Erie.

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Puckered Up

ESSAY

Justin Benton takes a good, hard look at assholes.

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Hey. Don’t be an Asshole Today Day

RANTS

Maybe there could be just one day where absolutely no one anywhere acts like an asshole.

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I Am the Most Attractive Man in Existence

RANTS

Andrew Nonadetti’s stunning attractiveness nearly causes a morning commuter’s demise.

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Add Intensity, Subtract Limpness

THE WEB

Richard Cox tries to enjoy a leisurely stroll through beautiful San Francisco, but his day is ruined by shyster scumbags.

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Adventures in Cultural Literacy

HUMOR

We know what it means to be literate. We sort of know what it means to be cultural. But what does it mean to be culturally literate?

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Some Thoughts on a “New Literacy” While Remembering Patrick Swayze

HUMOR

Pierre Bayard’s ode to philistinism, Comment Parler des Livres que l’on n’a pas Lus, or How to Talk About Books That You Haven’t Read is a unique experience. Upon completion of Bayard’s work (one wonders if Bayard himself ever read his own book), I found myself first outraged, then confused, and finally, a little constipated. [...]

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