Who are you, and why should I care?
I’m Robert Brockway, and my mom says I’m special.
Not good enough.
Okay, I’m an editor and columnist for Cracked.com, and I wrote a book called Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants you Dead. So I guess you should care because the title of my book is basically threatening you and everybody you love.
So you’ve done what, collected some statistics on death? Compiled the weirdest ways people died? What’s interesting about this?
Well no, this is all about the apocalypse. The end of life on Earth. The real ways humanity nearly went extinct, the most likely ways it might still, the more fantastical ways it could in the near future, and so on.