Wednesday, February 8, 2012

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Romney: Can He or Can’t He?

NEWS & POLITICS

TNB’s new political reporter breaks down the GOP primary battle.

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Anger is the American Condition

RANTS

Mary Richert discovers her dharma.

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Earthritis: A Distant Close-Up of Human Civilization (w/ Supplemental Materials)

ESSAY

Jackson Pollack was less an artist than a psychic predicting the Exxon Valdez disaster.

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From The Splendors of Death (1-6)

MEMOIR

Death is always there, and so is our conversation with it. In this excerpt from The Splendors of Death, Aris Janigian lets us in on his.

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Beau West

TRAVEL

Nathaniel Missildine gets back in the saddle again.

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Thought Bubbles From The Road

ESSAY

Story may contain traces of peanuts. Do not operate heavy machinery after use. Do not swallow.

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Go With the Floe: White Knights & Frozen Babies

HUMOR

Ex-pat Christopher Ryan rescues lost women, resuscitates frozen children, and gets snow blindness in suburban Finland.

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You’d Better Call Tyronne

OPINION

Andy Johnson experiences racism for the first time and can find no adequate way to fault it at all.

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Christian Lander: The TNB Self-Interview

NONFICTION SELF-INTERVIEWS

Hi Christian, thanks for agreeing to do this interview. I have to say that you’re shorter than I expected.

Um, thanks.

So what do you think makes you qualified to write about white people?

Well I like to say that I have 32 years of experience. (CRICKETS). Well, I don’t really think anything qualifies me as the expert. I’m really just the guy who started writing about it. I think I have been especially blessed with a talent for observation due to my being Canadian.

Why does being Canadian imbibe you with an observational acumen?

One of the things you learn very early on as a Canadian is that literally no one outside of Canada cares what’s happening in your country. We have spent our entire national existence trying to get some sort of credit or recognition from the UK and more recently the United States. I don’t mean recognition like an award, just recognition that something is happening in Canada besides hockey. We are literally a self deprecating country. So when you come to this realization, you spend most of your life looking outward and observation what the English and the Americans are doing. Mostly so we can dress better.

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