The Secret to Thinner Thighs
Binge Drinking in Expensive Yoga Pants Guarantees Weight Loss.

The Black Thunderbird: Part II
As youth, we think we are invincible. Ditch lines disagree.

The Black Thunderbird: Part I
There actually is a good reason why they tell you not to mix alcohol and vehicles together, says Jeffrey Pillow.

Ghosts
Men in white sheets on a deserted beach. Ghosts? Or something else?

Adventures in Cultural Literacy
We know what it means to be literate. We sort of know what it means to be cultural. But what does it mean to be culturally literate?

How I Learned That Drinking Brings People Closer to God
Erika Rae would like to check your passport before sitting down to drink with you.

Snake in the Birdhouse

TITS LIKE THAT (or, The Last Time I Saw my Grandfather)

Lemon in an Open Eye

An Open Letter to Santa Claus
Despite being a terrible person in 2008, Laura Waldon asks Santa to show mercy on her and bring her a job, a book deal, and alcohol treatment for a loved one.

Rub, the Lucky Bird’s foot
A night of Karaoke, Budweiser and Bird's feet in Shantou, China.

Copy Watch?

Drive-By Poetry