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My Old Calculator

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30 December 2011
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Tell you how I feel about my calculator—

I washed off its sad old plastic
gone grimy and nicked. Cleaned out the corrosion
from a battery gone bad.  Used WD 40 just to be sure
it would get working again, not just
decrepit incomplete zeros in a row,
because my calculator, let me tell you, has
been faithful to me for over twenty years.
I have lost some friends over that time span
but here is this stupid machine, making me think of them,
remember when I was a young pup spitting out my first
budget, manager of a profit center, big fucking deal.
So the little weighty machine has done time with me,
and I must honor its age.  After I scrubbed its front
and sides, and peeled away some old scotch tape
that held the door shut to its batteries,
and put fresh batteries in, I flipped the switch
and bingo!  a neon green zero!

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Patricia Markert PATRICIA MARKERT was born and grewup in Syracuse, New York. While studying at the University of Iowa, she edited Me Too, a literary magazine, with Mary Swanson. Since moving to New York City, she has worked in the publishing industry and is now a librarian. Her chapbook, Watched You Disappear, was published in 2008 by Five Spice Poetry. Her work has also appeared in American Poetry Review, St. Luke’s Review and Home Planet News, among other magazines.

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7 Responses to My Old Calculator

  1. Comment by Pete DeLorean

    Patricia, I have been gravitating toward a lot of the poetry on TNB lately. I loved your poem. I often have difficulty explaining exactly why I love a particular poem, but I know when I like one and when I don’t. So there you go. I liked yours. Thanks.

  2. Comment by Patricia Markert

    Thanks for the response, Pete. No need to explain. It is good to hear from you.

  3. Comment by Pui Ying Wong

    What a terrific poem & reading it on New Year Day here in Hong Kong brings a special meaning!

  4. Comment by Tim Suermondt

    A fine, timely poem. The Markert magic continues!

  5. Comment by Shelley

    That “bingo” sure makes “zero” sing!

  6. Comment by Jee Leong Koh

    Beautifully observed and paced. The tonal switches are beguiling. Congrats on writing the poem, and then publishing it!

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