These [vegetables] practically [steam] themselves.
You’ll never [shop at the American Eagle] in this town again.
We’ll always have [toddlers around].
When you [can safely drive home at 11 p.m. on a Friday], the terrorists have already won.
There’s no good way to tell you [about minivans].
Where I come from, that’s called [your first prostate exam].
Sometimes you just gotta [transfer] the [401(k)].
It’s all fun and games until [five years ago].
I’m not going to stand by and watch you [install cabinets in your garage] without me.
My [shirt and tie combinations] eat your [shirt and tie combinations] for breakfast.
A guy walks into a bar and [has to be up in the morning].
I wish I had a nickel for every time I [look at a Crate & Barrel registry].
No one is going to think any less of you for [showing more skin in your match.com profile picture].
You’d be stupid not to [switch investment clubs].
Go ahead, [travel by cruise ship], you deserve it.
If [pregnant sex] is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
There’s no ‘i’ in [30-and-over soccer team].