Please explain what just happened.
There’s a girl parked out front who comes by sometimes and just smokes pot in her car and does homework or something for like an hour.
What is your earliest memory?
I actually remember my first house which I only lived in for less than a year. There were railroad tracks out back and I can remember the noisy trains.
If you weren’t an actor/comedian what other profession would you choose?
Probably a therapist or a chef. Or a race car driver.
Please describe the current contents of your refrigerator.
We’ve been traveling for two weeks, so not much. Maybe beer and tofu.
What verb best describes you?
Goobering. (Gerunds count—right?)
What would you say to yourself if you could go back in time and have a conversation with yourself at age thirteen?
What are the steps you take to regain your composure?
I think its definition depends on each person. Are you happy with what you’re doing? SUCCESS!
From what or whom do you derive your greatest inspiration?
Jim Henson and music.
What change do you want to be in the world?
I’ve almost given up on this one. I will settle for being nice and helpful and a good friend.
Are you pro- or anti-emoticon? Please explain.
Pro. I think they’re gr8.
How are you six degrees from Kevin Bacon?
According to The Oracle of Bacon, I’m actually three degrees from Sir Bacon.
What makes you feel most guilty?
Wasting a day playing video games.
Please list three things you never leave home without.
1) wallet 2) keys 3) chapstick.
What is the worst piece of advice you’ve ever gotten?
You can do it.
What is the best advice you’ve ever given to someone else?
You can do it.
What do you consider the harshest kind of betrayal?
The Crying Game?
Of all the game shows that have graced our TV screens throughout history, which one would you want to be a contestant on and why?
RIP Ken Ober.
What do you want to know?
How to play “Sultans of Swing.” Or “Running Down a Dream.” Or “Another Brick in the Wall.”
What would you like your last words to be?
I love you.
Please explain what will happen.
2012 meets Day After Tomorrow meets Alf.