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THE FEED
Do Not Be Shamed By Reason of Your Male Aggregate Size
by Greg Olear
NEW PALTZ, N.Y.
07 November 2009
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Again, in the spirit of preserving TNB 2.0, here is a list of the most popular posts from July 5, 2006, through this morning.
(“Popularity” is determined by a complex formula involving page views, comments, pingbacks, and yes, male aggregate size.)
In a related story, these are some damned fine posts. You should read them. Like, right now.
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1. ALEXANDER MAKSIK, “Hark the Herald Angels Sing or Do Not Be Shamed By Reason of Your Male Aggregate Size” |
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2. RENO J. ROMERO, “Charles Marino and Other Hot-Ass Stories From the Vegas Front” |
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3. D.R. HANEY, “I Was a Child Porn Model” |
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4. MEGAN POWER, “Maybe SHE’S Just Not That Into You – 7 Counter Rules for Men” |
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5. PD SMITH, “Einstein’s Eyes” |
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6. RENO J. ROMERO, “Dropping the Polish Hammer: Two Weird Nights at the Bunny Ranch” |
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7. ERIKA RAE, “Bratz: The Musical” |
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8. N.L. BELARDES, “The Dead Generation” |
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9. RENO J. ROMERO, “Redheads and Steroids: D-List Chingasos in the Land of Amish Ovens and Jack Lambert” |
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10. LAURA WALDON, “What Better Way to Celebrate Our New President Than Baking a Chocolate Phallus?” |
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11. ZOE BROCK, “Tales from the Playa #2- The Essential and Definitive Burning Man List… Including Cow Prodders and Periscopes” |
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12. STEVE DUPONT, “Happy New Year! Hooray! We’re one year closer to the end!” |
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13. ERIKA RAE, “Tangoing with the Devil, Outsourced Karaoke, Pictures of Me in a Dirndl, and a Terrifying Ending” |
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14. UCHE OGBUJI, “BEFORE you, mother Idoto, naked I stand” |
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15. GREG BOOSE, “In the Beginning There Was an Unpaid Editing Job in Cleveland, a Potential Lawsuit, and a Bunch of Unprovoked Angry Geese |
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16. JENNIFER DUFFIELD WHITE, “How I Got My Tattoo and Why It’s Way Better Than Yours” |
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17. BRAD LISTI, “Politics as Bloodsport: A Conversation with Stefan Forbes, Director of Boogie Man: The Lee Atwater Story” |
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18. N.L. BELARDES, “Comicon 2008, Pot-Bellied Superheroes, Steam Punks, And The Director Of ‘24′” |
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19. UCHE OGBUJI, “Feast of One Soul” |
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20. RENO J. ROMERO, “Janus’ Curse: Cigarettes and Doubt in the New Year’s Resolution” |
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21. ZOE BROCK, “Hiking In Neon Crotchless Fishnet Bodystockings Should be Mandatory Therapy for the Fearful Among us – a Pictorial” |
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22. D.R. HANEY, “3301 Waverly Drive” |
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23. STEVE DUPONT, “An Extraordinary Thing Just Happened, Which I Feel Compelled to Describe for You” |
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24. RENO J. ROMERO, “Planes, Trains, Porn, and a Man Named Obama: A Year Already” |
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25. ZOE BROCK, “If I Had Feathers I Would, Like, Totally Ruffle Them” |
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26. GREG OLEAR, “Just a Cigar” |
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TAGS: popular posts
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GREG OLEAR is The Nervous Breakdown's senior editor and the Los Angeles Times bestselling author of the novels Totally Killer and Fathermucker
He blogs at Huffington Post Parents, and his work has appeared at Babble.com, The Rumpus, and The Millions. He teaches creative writing at Manhattanville College.
Please follow him on Twitter (@gregolear), friend him on Facebook, visit his website (the cleverly-URLed gregolear.com), check out his parenting site Fathermucker:The Blog, and, if it's not too much trouble, compose a Miltonic sonnet in his honor. |
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Just saw this. That’s some fancy photoshopping. I’m flattered. I think.