Office Space

The Joker and the Thief
In a retelling of a now infamous story on the stand up comedy circuit, Slade Ham recalls working with Dustin Diamond from television's Saved by the Bell. It is a painful week, for both performers.

My Prepared Commencement Speech for Arizona State University, In Case President Obama Had to Cancel to Take Care of Some Federal Shit

PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE COW

Raise Your Mugs O’ Grog In Cheer, My Friends, ’Cause It’s That Time of Year For Another Rudolph Rant…

Statler and Waldorf Get Evicted From Their Retirement Home

So Maybe I Don’t Have the Pictures to Prove It, But LeBron James and I Have a Special Kind of Relationship

Hitler And Jesus Are Not Only The Most Popular People In The History Of The World But The Easiest (And Most Common) Answer To The Speed Dating Question That Should Never Be Asked

The Summer of Displacement, Duckweed/Watermeal, God/Harley Overload and My Long-gone Childhood and the Futility in Trying to Recall It

I’ve Had Enough. Period