Anticipated Reviews Of My Unfinished Novels
Tyler Stoddard Smith takes the liberty of divining the critical reception of his as-yet unpublished tomes.

The Missionary Positions
Tyler Stoddard Smith reflects on a depraved basketball game with the Latter-Day Saints in Madrid, and an old friend.

I’m Hollerin’ 911 with My Dick in Your Mouth, Ted

Queen Bitch

You Will Find Us Grave Men
Tyler Stoddard Smith explores the majesty of Paris restrooms and robs from Jim Morrison's grave.

A Valentine’s Day Love Letter to Texas
A love letter to an idea, an ode to geography, a fawnig epistle for a wilting rose. Happy Valentine's Day, Texas. This one's for you.

I, of the Tiger

Comments on My Epic Fiction Novel by My Historian Father

The Spanish Imposition
When does it end? When do friends begin/end? Here's a piece where you might find it all.

Space Guitars
Debauched bookselling and a look toward the future (featuring an All-Star first baseman)

Adventures in Cultural Literacy
We know what it means to be literate. We sort of know what it means to be cultural. But what does it mean to be culturally literate?

How to Write, Or Not

Some Thoughts on a “New Literacy” While Remembering Patrick Swayze

How I Got Anna Karenina In Bed

Kiss The Girl

Leading the Blind

Build a House, Burn it Down

Drive-By Poetry