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Reno J. Romero

RENO J. ROMERO was born in the badlands of El Sereno, California. A bona fide Las Vegan, he also lived in the dirty South for three miserable years, where he was introduced to depression, grits, humidity, and sweet tea. A graduate of UNLV, the Southern Nevada Writing Project, and seedy bars, he enjoys Chinese food, Tamron Hall, the Trickster, and football. He currently writes poetry, short fiction, and creative nonfiction from the California desert, living among rattlesnakes, old bones, and biker speed. He's been published in various publications including Falling From the Sky (short story anthology), Celebrity Poets, and Central Speak. He can be reached at [email protected]



 Recent Work by Reno J. Romero
NONFICTION »
Be Aggressive, B-E Agressive: The NFL Playoffs
The NFL playoffs are here and Reno J. Romero calls it the way he smells it.
NONFICTION »
Go Brownies: The NFL 2011-12 Season
Halfway into the NFL 2011-12 Reno J. Romero gives you the lowdown on the football goods.
MEMOIR »
It’s Been So Long, Matt (How About a Severed Hand?)
Where can you buy a severed hand on the cheap? Reno J. Romero knows where.
FLASH NONFICTION »
Some Things You Ought to Consider Before You Decide On Marrying Me
Not that he’s getting married, but if he was contemplating another stab at it, this is what Reno J. Romero would say to his potential bride.
NONFICTION »
Jesus in the Sand
Reno J. Romero finds Jesus. In the sand.
HUMOR »
Signs
Reno J. Romero examines employment, a killer ax, and being defeated by the King of the Sign Holders.
NONFICTION »
Little Calamities from the Desert Front: Volume #1
Reno J. Romero sees things he doesn’t like in the land of caliche, prickly cholla, and crows.
MEMOIR »
Benders
Reno J. Romero does lines of tweak on cassette cases and knows the cure for cancer.
HUMOR »
Mr. Harvey the Slumlord
Reno J. Romero remembers coked-out ants, a drunk handyman, and a landlord who drove around a 1972 Ford Squire.
MEMOIR »
If You’re in the Game, Then Stroke’s the Word
With Billy Squier cranking in the background Reno J. Romero looks back at the day that he lost his virginity.
MEMOIR »
Crows, Memory, and the Suicide Water
Staring into the California Aqueduct, Reno J. Romero, thinks of fathers, crows, and suicide.
NONFICTION »
Diary of a Pigskin
With the NFL playoffs at hand, Reno J. Romero scans the gridiron for Tom Brady, Michael Vick, and Fat Ryan.
MEMOIR »
Dogs of Addiction and Miracle Chickens
Reno J. Romero tells a story of nine beasts, a blind dog, another that blows himself, and a legless chicken.
MEMOIR »
Neighbors
Reno J. Romero strolls down Starrcar Lane and looks back at his neighbors from Las Vegas to the kudzu of North Carolina.
NONFICTION »
Almost There, Baby, So Don’t Stop Now: The NFL Season
Reno J. Romero checks to see if his pre-season predictions make him look like a football genius or a football fool.
MEMOIR »
Monk Quixote
Reno J. Romero discusses heavy metal, divorce, going crazy, and going monk.
NONFICTION »
Smells Like Football Spirit
With the 2010-11 NFL season at hand Reno Romero calls it the way he smells it.
POEM »
Stucco
Reno Romero offers words for the cracks in the slum hovel walls.
NONFICTION »
Son of a Bus: A Letter to Greyhound
Reno J. Romero writes a letter to Greyhound addressing their swearing and pornography policy.
MEMOIR »
Jen; or Hooked
Reno J. Romero tells a story about addiction, love, and rehab.
HEALTH & LIFESTYLE »
Thank You, Miss Metheny
Reno J. Romero traces back through the years to find out when he realized he was a bona fide heterosexual.
FLASH NONFICTION »
58
Reno J. Romero travels north on Highway 58 along side rusted trains and crows.
MUSIC »
Naked
Reno plays a gig in a wee desert town called Hesperia where he encounters an ex-girlfriend and other ghosts from his past.
MEMOIR »
Drive (Going to Graceland)
Reno looks back at 2009 while in a Greyhound bus with screaming children and the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
   
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