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The War Against Urine: A Florida Case Study of State Pharmacy Databases
If you're not prone to pissing your pants, you will be soon.

Strange Talents: Nervous Breakdown on The Nervous Breakdown
The diagnosis of

Becoming Empathetic: How Low Can You Go?

So You Need a Psychiatrist?
You can only be psychiatric virgin once.

“Life” and Life: The World Is Not Absurd
Nothing renders us so powerless as calling the world

Take This Logo and Call Me in the Morning
Unbearably lonely, physicians and psychiatrists view pharmaceutical reps as virgin mistresses.

The Time Is Now: Masculine Protection Pads

Making Death Fun

Stop Telling Me How to Listen to Classical Music
Nobody understands classical music, but plenty pretend to understand.

I’m in the Business of Not Making Money, and I’m Succeeding!
A can-do society needs won't-do people.

My Hope and Yours: A Secular Support Group
Can't find that higher power? Here's the help you've been seeking.

The Optimism Option: How to Be an Optimist in the Age of Pessimism
If pessimism reigns, then optimism is the sun, and we can disperse our clouds with the Optimism Option.

Diet Coke: The Really Poor Man’s Crack
Is Diet Coke all that it's been cracked up to be?

Helping Capitalism Help Itself to Death
In which a new approach to capitalism -- giving it what it wants -- is exposed as its only remedy.

The Terminal Cancer of Capitalism
The reign of capitalism across the world rests upon the crumbling mountain of its own economic theory.

Alcoholism, AA and the Medical Industry: Nationwide Malpractice

Paul A. Toth & THE 9/11 Novel: A Self-Interview
Paul A. Toth has written THE 9/11 novel, the first to take a macro view of the event. Learn how he did it and why.

I Draw the Line at Sucking Bones
He was an introspective fugitive in a rundown Oklahoma town.

My Siamese Twin
A one-man pharmacy faces down a year of ice.

Ben Stiller: The Man, The Interview
Tall tales with Ben Stiller.

Nine Holes with Robin Williams
Riffing with Robin Williams.

Lunch with Janeane Garofalo
Deconstructing Janeane Garofalo.

My Smokin’ Interview with Sean Penn
An interview with the not-reclusive-enough star reveals that words go up in smoke.