NATHANIEL MISSILDINE is an author of books and screenplays living in Dijon, France where his wife and two young daughters seem to find everything incredibly funny. His writing has appeared in Boulevard, Salon, Opium, Monkeybicycle, The Morning News and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, among others. His travel memoir, Save for Fireflies, details a trip across his native United States as a kind of tourist. For more on what’s with him, visit www.nathanielmissildine.com.