NATHANIEL MISSILDINE is an author of books and screenplays living in Dijon, France where his wife and two young daughters seem to find everything incredibly funny. His writing has appeared in Boulevard, Salon, Opium, Monkeybicycle, Hobart, Eyeshot and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. A yet-unpublished travelogue, Save for Fireflies, details travels across his native United States as some kind of tourist. For more on what’s with him, visit www.nathanielmissildine.com.