Soothing the Cretin Within
Lenore gets all detailed and shit about the lifespan of an anxiety attack.

You Must Not Take the Sugar
Lenore loses a debate with some dudes at Starbucks even though she was fucking right.

Another Way to Ruin Your Life
Lenore explores an excellent option for the subtle destruction of happiness.

I Don’t Know What This is About
Lenore rambles about some garbage because she has nothing better to do.

A Relaxing Day at the Spa
Lenore Zion goes to a day spa and awkwardly eats all of their bananas when they aren't looking.

A Thousand Words: Baby Birds
Lenore Zion writes a thousand words about dead baby birds, and how they helped her understand her twin sister's death.

The Little Person Incident
Lenore Zion gets chased by an angry retarded midget.

Worth It Pain
Lenore Zion drove her scooter directly into a parked car, and then told the nurse in the hospital that she'd like some sexual murder, please.

Death And Me: A Love Story
Lenore Zion explains why her grandmother's death didn't bother her very much.