What Not To Do About Rat Mites
Lenore goes to the doctor in order to confirm that her home is infested with rat mites, and leaves the doctor humiliated and with a possible diagnosis of
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In The Name of Watermelon
Lenore Zion has a serious problem with food that causes her to panic and lie about the foods in her possession.
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What I Did In My Room
What another human did in her private time, before she was fully aware of societal rules that eventually forced her to censor her behaviors when in the presence of others.
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There Have Been Many Lies
The lies people tell are indicative of the world they’d prefer to live in to reality. Lenore Zion describes the reality she'd love to live in.
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A Thousand Words: Baby Birds
Lenore Zion writes a thousand words about dead baby birds, and how they helped her understand her twin sister's death.
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Stuff I’ve Picked
Life isn't always fun and games, and sometimes you have to make out with a serpent-man to prove it.
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Looking, Living, Fucking, Fighting
It's hard not to admire two people in their seventies who spend most of their time naked and furiously fighting right outside your bedroom window.
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Worth It Pain
Lenore Zion drove her scooter directly into a parked car, and then told the nurse in the hospital that she'd like some sexual murder, please.
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The Passion Of The Limbo Lord
A fool and his money are soon parted - especially on vacation, and especially when you meet a con artist named the Limbo Lord.
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Beauty In The Eyes Of A Fish
Lenore Zion's explains why exactly some people smell of rotting fish, and why the smell of rotting fish on a friend can be a good thing.
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Nana Vs. The Vagrants
You never really know what that babysitter is really doing with your children, do you?
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Early Bedbug Trauma
The causal relationship between early bedbug trauma and scientific leanings in children is explored.
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