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GREG BOOSE grew up in northeast Ohio, got his MFA degree in Moorhead, MN, and now lives in Chicago. His writing has appeared on/in The Huffington Post,The Big Jewel, Yankee Pot Roast, Monkeybicycle, Opium Magazine, McSweeneys.net, Hobart, Feathertale, Time Out Chicago, Chicago Public Radio, Chicago Reader, NFL.com and more. Along with his wife, he is the co-editor for BlackBook Magazine's guide to Chicago. He won the 2008 Readers' Choice Award and Editor's Choice Award for satire in Farmhouse Magazine.

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Recent Work by Greg Boose

FICTION » You Guessed It, Svedka: I Am Not Bot Enough for Your Stupid Vodka Greg Boose travels into the future to confront the Svedka Vodka people.	FICTION » For Sale: Old Safe on Wheels Greg Boose would like to sell you this very old locked safe. Make him an offer.	LETTERS » 72 Hours Later: A Letter to My Daughter who Survived a Weekend Alone with Dad Greg Boose spends 72 hours alone with the enemy, er, his 14-month-old daughter.	FICTION » Music Classifieds from The Weekly Naturalist
APPRECIATION » Your Evil Eye Will be Missed, Harvey Pekar Greg Boose remembers the time Harvey Pekar made him feel like shit. And he loved it.	ARTS & CULTURE » Lindsay Lohan’s Lesser-Known Fingernail Stencils Greg Boose digs through his files to find Lindsay Lohan's lesser-known fingernail stencils.	FICTION » A Potential Investor Speaks Up After Kurt Russell’s Character Finishes His ‘Wonders of the World’ Miniature Golf Course Proposal in the Movie Overboard	FICTION » Pool Rules for Zombies, Jesus Christ, Tom Cruise, Han Solo and More Greg Boose anticipates the dangers of having Han Solo or Zombies show up in your backyard pool.
FICTION » Two Letters to Francine, the Jewel-Osco Cashier at Aisle Five Asking for sex in the grocery store is asking for trouble.	FICTION » Three Older Women Stand in Line to Yell at the Author James Frey when Malcolm-Jamal Warner Stops By with a Two-Liter of Cherry Coke Under his Arm	FICTION » Overheard on the Second Front Greg Boose thinks this is what happens on the second front of the battlefield.	HEALTH & LIFESTYLE » Farmers and Sons of Farmers are Sometimes Two Entirely Different Farmers
HUMOR » Trying to Decide Who’s the Crazy One Comes Down to the Palm of a Tiny Thief Greg Boose couldn't stop dating crazy women.	NEWS & POLITICS » It’s Always One Naked Guy in Just a Fanny Pack that Ruins it for Everyone Else	MOVIES » An Open Letter of Apology to the Guy at that Thing Who Tried to Talk to Me About Teen Wolf	THOUSAND WORDS » A Thousand Words: Spiders in the Basement
INTERVIEW » The Lending Library: A Stephen Elliott Experiment and Interview	ARTS & CULTURE » My Prepared Commencement Speech for Arizona State University, In Case President Obama Had to Cancel to Take Care of Some Federal Shit	ARTS & CULTURE » Waxing on Susan Petrone’s New Novel and Dreaming of a Literal Literary Life	ARTS & CULTURE » Preparing for the Birth of My First Child, Plus an Interview with Author Neal Pollack
ARTS & CULTURE » Even a Clever Homemade Thank You Card Involving a Picture of Wyclef Jean Can’t Get Me the Job	NONFICTION » Rewriting a Media Guide Is Easier When You’re Both Lonely and Looking Important	ARTS & CULTURE » Peddling My Book at the Printers’ Ball Leaves Me Depressed and Following Old Women	ARTS & CULTURE » In the Beginning There Was an Unpaid Editing Job in Cleveland, a Potential Lawsuit, and a Bunch of Unprovoked Angry Geese

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