Cinderella’s Muffstache, and Other Topics Best Left Undiscussed When Children Are Present
August 13th, 2008by Eric Spitznagel
ST. AUGUSTINE, FL-
I have nothing against Disney World on general principle. I’m just genetically disposed to hate all theme parks. They remind me of airports, except without the complimentary sodas. There’s a lot of waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and then something mildly exciting happens, and then more waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and then your ass starts to hurt. At least when you leave an airport, you have better odds of not being in Orlando.
My biggest complaint with Disney is the lines. The only reason I’m going to stand in line for two hours is for a re-re-release of Empire Strikes Back with a bonus Boba Fett fight sequence and some gratuitous Carrie Fisher nudity. I sure as hell won’t do it for a chance to sit in a rusty mine cart submerged in oily water and gaze at animatronic mannequins dressed like drunk pirates.


