The Girl in the Storm: Excerpt from Stories for Nighttime and Some for the Day

Posts That I Have Abandoned, and Why
In which Ben Loory discusses the post's title.

I Ran Into Owen Wilson On Cahuenga, and Other Encounters With People Who Don’t Know Me
In which the author lives in Los Angeles.

The Book
Its pages were blank. All of them. Which was curious.

Tarnishment of the Living Apparatus
In which the author prepares to meet his death.

Twenty Dollars
In which love leads to violence, and violence to lies.

How to Write a Screenplay
A Helpful Guide.

A Thousand Words: The Problem with a Photograph
In which romantical feelings are explored.

The Bad Thing About Being in the Mental Institution
An unpleasant situation to be avoided.

This Was Not A Funny Dream
Basically just some weird mopey shit.

The Most Fucked-Up Dream I Ever Had
In which the author goes to the bathroom.

Funerals I Have Been To
Pretty much what it sounds like. You probably don't want to read this.

Johnnie Walker Blue
In which the author bemoans his immoral past.