AARON DIETZ writes experimental fiction for books, literary journals, and blogs. His first novel will be published by Emergency Press in early 2010 (you are the hero). His first book, Reserved For Emperors, is being taught in New York. Dietz serves as an advisory editor at KNOCK, reviews music tracks at SongWonder.com, is the creator of and primary writer for Adventures Of Dogboy, and co-wrote the unauthorized Spaceballs: The Prequel.